Happily Domesticated: Musings On Life, Love, Parenthood, Malfunctioning Appliances And Marital Bliss-..

After 24 years of marriage, a man learns a thing or two about surviving as a homeowners, husband, and father -- mostly he learns to laugh at adversityIn this collection of essays, humorist Kevin Cummings takes on all aspects of modern domesticity including: Marriage -- Becoming a husband brings with it a whole bunch of new responsibilities. First of all, I became Defender of My Bride and Slayer of All Things That Scuttle or Crawl.School Plays -- Nothing says entertainment excellence like two dozen nervous second graders wandering aimlessly in the front of the classroom mumbling their way through half-remembered lyrics accompanied by an out-of-tune piano.Home Repairs -- I follow a simple rule for safe living; I never enter a home where I have performed any maintenance work on the plumbing or electrical systems.Join Kevin for 54 slices of his life that might just give you a new appreciation for being Happily Domesticated!