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** Not suitable for children! ** Eastenders lad Harry always knew he was an orphan, but when he discovers his parents were murdered in mysterious circumstances, he sets off on a quest to track down the despicable culprits. With the help of Welsh sex addict Shagrid, mentally challenged Phatt Khunt, seaman Ityeeb Hollux, vertically challenged Smegnob, wizard & chartered accountant Glafnad, and Essex barmaids Chanel, Porsche and Benidorm, he travels through space and time, losing his virginity, brain and other parts of his anatomy along the way. The posse's staggering stupidity creates havoc in all the worlds they visit, including Middle Eartham, Transylvania, The USS Enterprise, the Krapitol in Post-Apocalyptic America, a bondage bedroom, a boat full of ferocious animals, and a land of Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves (of which Harry becomes all three). But will he ever learn the secret of his parents' death? And will he ever get the stains out of his underpants? There's only one way to find out. Ask someone who's read the book! WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING: "The funniest book I've written this week." Isaac Ummin, the Author "I can't believe it's not Potter!" Arthur Brain, Cleethorpes Geriatric Gazette "This is by far the best Harry Potter Hobbit Hunger Games Star Trek Life of Pi Alien Twilight Zombie Vampire Werewolf Eastenders spoof I've read since lunchtime. I challenge anyone to squeeze more outrageous, ludicrous nonsense into a single novella." Edna Cloud, Wandsworth Knitting Circle